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Apparently buying a dildo is now a public concern, but you are encouraged to use it privately in your home in Alabama. Love Stuff, a store still selling the apparently “publicly unmoral” devices tried to challenge the State’s ruling against the sale of these items, and came up with a loss today.

“The Alabama Supreme Court on Friday upheld the state’s ban on the sale of sex toys, but Love Stuff, the Hoover store that filed the challenge, has no plans to stop selling the devices.

While people have the right to use the devices in private, the Legislature has the right to ban public distribution of those products, the court majority ruled in a 7-2 decision.

“As the 11th Circuit pithily and somewhat coarsely stated: `There is nothing `private’ or `consensual’ about the advertising and sale of a dildo,’” the majority opinion said.“

If you ask me this is a step in the wrong direction for our sexual freedoms. Not to mention the right to walk into a comfortable surrounding store, look at a wall of dildos, as for help, and find the perfect toy for you. This is a bummer for sure.

I started on my road to my sexual freedom working in an adult store where I got great pleasure out of helping people find something to help open their minds to sex. It’s not dirty, it’s not for people with no morals, it’s for you, your neighbor, your banker, even your 3rd grade teacher, and if there’s not a place in your town where you can ask questions where are you going to get your advice?

What do you think?

I Love Hairy Men!

After my last post @sexhero and I did some more talking about hairy men, I also got some feedback from other men out there on their manscaping habits. I still think hairy men are hot, but I can appreciate the man who will do some trimming on the parts that count (I’m not a fan of a mouth full of hair).

The general rule I’ve found is that is a woman asks for it, men are generally okay with doing it. @mguerre says, “Absolutely. Got to make it pleasurable for my lover. It’s only fair if I ask her to do so.” Agreed. I think it’s more sexy that a man would do it because I wanted it, versus, it just being something that he does (though I wont be mad if they do just do it).

So to all the hairy men out there, embrace it, love it, trim it if you want to, and buy your girl this shirt!

Photo of @sexhero

Okay everyone, we’ve all got hair. As American women we are taught at an early age that removing, shaving, waxing, and plucking were all the ways to control our “hair problem,” even many men are trimming, shaving, and removing their body hair. In nature the hairiest man gets the lady, we’re animals, so what makes us different?

I grew up with a very hairy step-father. I remember wondering why the hair on his head connected to the hair on his back. I also remember my mom, friends, and family making fun of this. I would never eat anything that would “put hair on your chest” for fear of ending up ridiculed for a hairy body.

When I started dating I found myself very attracted to facial hair, but not to body hair. Most of the guys I slept with had very little body hair, or went the wrestling route and shaved it all off (something about less friction for their opponent to hang on to).

Recently I began dating/fucking a new man. Before we slept together I’d seen him naked in a music video. He was hot, HUGE package, very confident, and then he turned around, and I was floored. I had never seen such a hairy back since my step-dad. I was not repulsed by this, or necessarily turned off, I didn’t know what I would think of him in person. I was a little worried, not going to lie.

The first time we fucked was a little bit of a blur, drinks had been involved, and I just really wanted to get laid. The next time I remember noticing his hair, but only briefly, the man was amazing in bed. As time has progressed I find myself not even noticing the hair until someone jokes about it, and even then I find myself wondering if he’s really that hairy.

At this point all I know is I love nothing more than having him fuck me to near unconsciousness, then falling asleep in his warm, sweaty, sex stained hairy chest.

How do you like your men?

Open for Business by Alison Tyler

Alison Tyler was gracious enough to send me a copy of her book Open for Business, I’m very glad she did.

This book was exactly what I expected, and all that I wanted. I have a fantasy associated with office escapades so it was great to read stories written by other people who have the same idea. One of my favorite stories was about a temp and a window washer, how hot would that be to show a stranger parts of you, through a window on the 30th floor? No touching, just looking with your eyes, controlling the situation, knowing you’re driving the bulge under his jeans…

Since I work in and office it was easy to put myself into many of the situations, which is something I like about erotic books. In this book there were some stories that I could only wish would have been me sitting bare-ass on the desk. The stories are easy to read, so take a lunch break, or a smoke break and get yourself off with one of these stories.

Saturday night I had the pleasure of co-staring in a @sexhero photo shoot, he told me I eventually stole the show, sorry about that. The photos were shot by the talented and equally as sexy @shelikesithot, with his cat-man assistant Ryan (he was dressed in a skin tight cat-suit).

I will admit I was a little nervous while trying to be sexy in front of a camera, I don’t think I’m the most photogenic person I know, and I think @sexhero is. I found quickly though that given some good music, tequila, and everyone in their underwear, all nerves go out the window…

I will hopefully have some of these pictures up for everyone to see soon, we also took some fun shots for indieundies.com, I’ll hook up a link once that is up too!

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Having sex with your ex, is it a good idea? Bad idea? What happens if you have great sex? What happens if you have bad sex?

I recently had sex with my ex. We had dated and lived together, then had a messy break-up. While together we had great sex, it was the first bring me out of my shell, slap my ass, tie me up, fuck me hard sex.

Within a year of breaking up I had a weak moment, and we had sex, it was scary. He mean-fucked me, making me feel like some sort of object that needed to be punished for some sort of wrong doing (he always blamed the break-up on me). I didn’t know what to do in the middle of it, it didn’t feel good, I wasn’t getting off, our safeword wasn’t working, I just couldn’t wait for it to be done. Once it was I was bummed, we’d been so amazing before, what happened? Why did the break-up cause such a BIG difference in our sexual escapades? I had no answers, and really I didn’t care to think about it anymore.

Fast forward two more years (present day) and I found myself again with my ex in my bedroom, on my bed, beckoning me to join him, forgetting my previous bad experience I complied.

He ordered me to take of my shirt, complying, I lifted my shirt over my head…wondering what was going to happen next I was lost in my own thoughts when I was interrupted by his voice:

“Wow, those things got bigger.”

And with that I started laughing, and not just a sexy giggle, but hysterically laughing. I couldn’t stop. Who says that? His eyes looked like those of a kid in a candy store. I realized in the moment that he may have had the upperhand last time, but this time was going to be mine. Rather than physically “punish” him I was going to make him see how good I was. I was going to make him want what he couldn’t have, and I was going to feel damn good about it.