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Not to brag, but it’s been a great couple of weeks for new love encounters, making out, and getting it on (Spring is in the air). Despite my physical connections being with men across the board, they sadly all had one thing in common, “I know I should last longer.” On the surface you’re probably thinking in giggles or possibly ‘what a bummer for her,’ but really it was a let down to an otherwise fun encounter.

I’m not quite sure why suddenly men are so concerned about “lasting like a porn star,” I mean they realize it’s a movie right? Batman doesn’t really jump off the Hancock building in Chicago, and Evan doesn’t really pound it out for 30-40 minutes straight. If I’m getting off, you’re more than welcome to get off. Hell, you can even get off without me if my mouth is just that good. Men have other tools, and surprise men, your cock will get hard again someday!!

Each lover I’ve had in the past few weeks has done their job, we had some fun, and then suddenly I’m struck with this sadness when I hear, “I know I should last longer than this.” Chill out! Have some fun, you are fucking a girl who wants to be pleasing you as a response to her pussy now dripping from cum. The takeaway guys: It’s way hotter to own your dick and show appreciation than to not have fun and stress about a problem that’s not really a problem.

Now ladies, we are falling into this same illusion. We don’t have to make a guy “cum” (by this I mean ejaculate) every time they stick it in a hole. If you’re a squirter like me then you can relate. Sometimes you get off, come hard, and still want more, but you don’t have anymore “juice” left in you. Guys can have the same thing happen to them. Some of my favorite sessions involve getting my lover off quick, and then laying back while he tickles my body into uncontrollable spasms, then rams me hard with a dick that can cause pleasure to all parties rather than worry.

Basically, I think sex should be fun, and not a chore. It should be pleasurable, and not something that causes anxiety and worry.

Own your dicks & pussies. Cum when you want. And always thank me for a good time.

When I first heard about glass sex toys I was instantly skeptical. Why would I put anything in my pussy that could break, and not only break, but shatter?? Now, I know it’s a thick glass, the chances of it shattering aren’t high, but I had no real interest in testing that theory out. Now, knowing it wasn’t going to shatter I thought, what about chipping? What if I drop it on the tip, chip, done. Glass toys were kind of expensive, why would I spend that kind of dough on something I could ruin so easily?

I started working at an adult store in college, we carried some glass, not a lot, but enough. We were encouraged to try out the products as much as possible, it made it easier for us to give advice, and the employee discount made it financially easier for us to try out the inventory!

Before settling on a glass piece I did my research and was pleasantly surprised with some of the things I found out. Most glass toys are made from Pyrex, which is a high grade glass that is virtually shatter resistant. Additionally glass can be warmed up, cooled down, or somewhere in between, and without a vibrator it needs no batteries and has no moving parts to break. Finally I read about how easy it was to clean, and because it’s not porous, you can leave it until morning!

I broke down and bought a really basic straight glass dildo with a little bit bigger head and base, and I’m MORE than happy I did. I showed it to my lover at the time, he hadn’t played with glass much before either, and before I could tell him any more about it it was out of the box and in me. It was a little cooler than room temp so it was much colder than the inside of my warm tight pussy. The cool glass quickly warmed up and as I got wetter the toy easily slide in and out, my lover pushing it a little deeper every time.

Since that first encounter my glass collection has grown, an anal plug there, a curved pink dildo here, but I still go back to that “oldie but goodie” first piece I bought nearly 3 years ago. It’s my reliable stand-in when no one’s there to fuck me.

What do you think of glass? Have you tried it? Do you have any stories?

My lover has found a new blog that he finds entertaining, he shared the link and I began reading it too. One of the recent posts featured a little section about her experience using Ginger as a butt plug. She had done some research herself and heard it was supposed to heighten the sensation (I had also heard this before, but never tried it).

Last night we decided to pick up some ginger and give it a try for ourselves. The search for the perfect piece of ginger proved to be a fun little outing, I’m fairly certain most of the people in the produce section thought we were a little nutty.

Once we got home for the night my lover worked on me for a little bit, then grabbed the ginger and began peeling a little piece (about the size of his thumb) for my ass. One of the things he had read was to not use a lot of lube because it will take away from the sensation, so he spit on my ass and stuck it in.

After a few minutes it REALLY began to sting and burn, but it wasn’t a bad burn, it was just really warm. I laid there while my lover ran his hands all over my back, when I suddenly decided something cold in my ass would be amazing!! My lover went and grabbed a frozen peach from the kitchen and returned in time to put it into my raging hot ass. The two sensations slammed into each other. The feeling was orgasmic.

Paige’s blog talked about how she didn’t really get a strong sensation, I think this could have been because she soaked the Ginger in cold water to keep it fresh for that evening, I wouldn’t recommend this only because I think the Ginger will absorb a lot of the water which would dilute its power. It’s not as sexy to have to take a break and peel the Ginger, BUT I guarantee it will lead to a better sensation.

Does a G Spot Good!

Alright, so when it comes to toys I like to say I’m not picky. Hell, I can use most anything to get the job done if I need to, but then something like this little gem comes into my life.

My man and I picked up this little neon dildo at the Smitten Kitten (a great little toy store mere blocks from my house). It was a whim. He was buying a double harness and we wanted something to put in it. I must admit, I wasn’t get the “vibe” from this toy. The neon green is great for necklaces, shoes, eye shadow, etc, but for a sex toy? The ridges didn’t look that great, and the curved tip I thought wasn’t quite curved enough, but he LOVED it, so compromise it was.

Since this purchase I have learned NOT to question my man’s picks. It’s a good size (both girth and length), the ridges add a nice effect without causing any sort of discomfort, and the slight curve did wonders (much more than I anticipated).

I have used this toy solo (rigged it up with the double dildo harness and a pillow so I could ride it and get the full effect), and we have also used it together, this is what he had to say “It looks cool, is easy to hold, and fucking my girl with it makes her cum like crazy. It’s a perfect wing-cock when I need a rest.”

I now understand why this toy is such a hot item and highly recommend going into the store and checking for it no matter what the availability says.

Photo by tnarik

I like being tied up. There I said it, no shame in it.

I like being out of control, being used by my lover.

I like getting lost in the moment, getting out of my own head. Coming up for air and wondering what the hell is going on around me.

I will stand by it being one of the best ways to cum (at the very least my favorite).

I recently found a lover who was equally as interested in tying me up, as I was in getting tied up. It was on! He orderd a book, bought some nice silk rope (he values my distaste for rope burn), and started reading.

The first night we tried it I was so excited. He started by tying my hands behind my neck, criss-crossing the rope over my chest so my tits were being squeezed (this made my nipples extra sensitive). He then slipped on the pre-assembled ankle cuffs, and attached my hands to my ankles.

Part of the fun of bondage for me is resiting, screaming no, and having him ignore my cries for freedom. This can cause some confusion if not properly addressed before the ropes go on. We had not picked a “safe word.” A trigger, that has nothing to do with saying no, other than you know it means stop. Our safety word talk stemmed from the color my feet were starting to turn, and I had no way to stop the situation (lucky for me, he was keeping an eye on my limbs).

A safety word should be something you both will remember, but not something you would normally say while you’re doing the dirty. We’re nerds, so we originally talked about words like “wordpress” or “vista,” but quickly decided they were too much like work. My lover suggested “playstation” but this was something even if I needed things to stop I could not bring myself to scream during sex. I typically prefer names, as they are easy to scream in the middle of the dirty, and don’t seem to bring the mood to an abrupt halt.

After much more brainstorming I suggested “Bowser,” a nice middle ground between a name and the video game lingo we both could remember. And thus our safe word was born.