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So last weekend @sexhero and I made our online porn debuts in an activity we called #SexQuest. Our followers on Twitter were welcomed to send us their fantasies, and we would do our best to film them and put them online.

I was pretty drunk going into the quest, and with the camera and the to-do list the sex was a pleasurable blur. I remember going to bed that night thinking, “wow, somewhere, someone is getting off to me.” That was an interesting concept.

The next morning I was fortunate enough to get to watch the videos again, and have a little off camera play, before being swept off to breakfast. I didn’t watch any of the videos again until today, and I was amazed with some of the things I saw! The first 2 videos have almost 1000 views, so thank you everyone, that’s amazing!

Secondly, my favorite video, which was towards the end has less than 200 views, so I thought I’d take this time to link to my favorite videos from #SexQuest.

#1. Anal Creampie: This has been a fantasy of mine that @sexhero fulfilled, but I never got to see what I looked like until now!! Plus @sexhero’s dick looks amazing in it!

#2. The Female Squirt: I like that I can do this.

#3. Nipple Suck: I love how turned on I get when @sexhero sucks on my nipples, and how hot this video gets me.

#4. Sit on That Cock: I was having problems keeping the heavy, slippery, glass plug in my ass, but sliding up and down @sexhero’s monster cock was so damn good.

I had been looking for an anal plug that was comfortable enough to wear for hours at a time. One that I could walk in without looking like there was something up my ass, one that was shaped to fit in between my cheeks so I could sit through dinner, and finally one that was smooth enough not to feel rough after 20 minutes without more lube. I’m pleased to say I found my butt plug!

It’s called the Ryder, and it’s everything I could ever want, only mine is purple.

It’s a medium sized plug, big enough to warm me up for @sexhero’s XL cock, but small enough to wear out and about. The first time I wore this plug it was for a couple hours that involved a good amount of walking, and sitting at dinner. I was nervous how it would do, and being in public it would be harder to take out if it didn’t pass my test, lucky for me it passed.

When I first heard about glass sex toys I was instantly skeptical. Why would I put anything in my pussy that could break, and not only break, but shatter?? Now, I know it’s a thick glass, the chances of it shattering aren’t high, but I had no real interest in testing that theory out. Now, knowing it wasn’t going to shatter I thought, what about chipping? What if I drop it on the tip, chip, done. Glass toys were kind of expensive, why would I spend that kind of dough on something I could ruin so easily?

I started working at an adult store in college, we carried some glass, not a lot, but enough. We were encouraged to try out the products as much as possible, it made it easier for us to give advice, and the employee discount made it financially easier for us to try out the inventory!

Before settling on a glass piece I did my research and was pleasantly surprised with some of the things I found out. Most glass toys are made from Pyrex, which is a high grade glass that is virtually shatter resistant. Additionally glass can be warmed up, cooled down, or somewhere in between, and without a vibrator it needs no batteries and has no moving parts to break. Finally I read about how easy it was to clean, and because it’s not porous, you can leave it until morning!

I broke down and bought a really basic straight glass dildo with a little bit bigger head and base, and I’m MORE than happy I did. I showed it to my lover at the time, he hadn’t played with glass much before either, and before I could tell him any more about it it was out of the box and in me. It was a little cooler than room temp so it was much colder than the inside of my warm tight pussy. The cool glass quickly warmed up and as I got wetter the toy easily slide in and out, my lover pushing it a little deeper every time.

Since that first encounter my glass collection has grown, an anal plug there, a curved pink dildo here, but I still go back to that “oldie but goodie” first piece I bought nearly 3 years ago. It’s my reliable stand-in when no one’s there to fuck me.

What do you think of glass? Have you tried it? Do you have any stories?

While I was at work one day recently a chat popped up on my screen: “Pick: long/skinny, short/fat, medium/ribbed.” I was stuck staring at my screen, feeling my whole body getting warmer, the real question, was I more flushed with arousal or with embarrassment?

I made my decision but was given no more details, no matter how much I pleaded, begged, or threatened (I said I was going to withhold blow jobs).  He wouldn’t even give me a hint of which hole was going to benefit from this rash decision. I began thinking about the possibilities, I had hoped it was something for my ass, my lover knew I had been working on stretching it out to make room for his huge cock.

About a week later I felt a buzz on my phone, an email, from him, it’s subject “Look What I Found in the Mail.” I felt a jolt of pure pleasure run down my back, arching it a little, which was out of my control and oh so good. I looked around, making sure I would have a private moment to enjoy the picture that was sure to be in the email, thankful suddenly for technology and instant gratification. When the picture finally loaded the jolt turned into full arousal, it was a cockring dildo, double penetration was all I could think about.

He hung on to the toy for a couple of weeks, waiting for the perfect time to use it. Knowing he had this toy in his possession, but wouldn’t let me play with it only made me more frustrated. He told me I had to be good, I had to stretch out my ass and earn the right to play with the toy.

Last weekend we planned on taking the whole weekend, no plans, other than to fill my ass. I hoped that the work I’d been doing would earn me the right to get the double fill, and wouldn’t you know, it did.

The toy was a great addition to our weekend of fuck. He filled my pussy with his hard cock, kept rock solid by the dildo cock ring, and filled my ass with the nice sized ribbed dildo (by the way, I picked the medium/ribbed toy).

We did have some trouble getting the dildo to stay in my ass then I was on top, but it was easy for me to hold it in there an bounce. When he flipped me around and fucked me from behind the dildo slid in and out with ease. I could feel every inch of him inside me, making every hair on my head stand on end.

This toy was worth the wait, and the work.

Photo by: xkcd

I’m a fan of my vibrator, but it will never take the place of a real man. Do you think there will ever be a time when robots will be optional lovers? Think about it…never tired, always available, wont leave you for another man/woman. I’m a fan of glass toys, metal isn’t a far stretch for me…

Could you someday go into a store and buy a robot lover? I’d probably opt for the custom made-to-order kind, but then again I’m a little picky when it comes to my toys.

What do you think?

Flickr Image by: Miss--K

Apparently buying a dildo is now a public concern, but you are encouraged to use it privately in your home in Alabama. Love Stuff, a store still selling the apparently “publicly unmoral” devices tried to challenge the State’s ruling against the sale of these items, and came up with a loss today.

“The Alabama Supreme Court on Friday upheld the state’s ban on the sale of sex toys, but Love Stuff, the Hoover store that filed the challenge, has no plans to stop selling the devices.

While people have the right to use the devices in private, the Legislature has the right to ban public distribution of those products, the court majority ruled in a 7-2 decision.

“As the 11th Circuit pithily and somewhat coarsely stated: `There is nothing `private’ or `consensual’ about the advertising and sale of a dildo,’” the majority opinion said.“

If you ask me this is a step in the wrong direction for our sexual freedoms. Not to mention the right to walk into a comfortable surrounding store, look at a wall of dildos, as for help, and find the perfect toy for you. This is a bummer for sure.

I started on my road to my sexual freedom working in an adult store where I got great pleasure out of helping people find something to help open their minds to sex. It’s not dirty, it’s not for people with no morals, it’s for you, your neighbor, your banker, even your 3rd grade teacher, and if there’s not a place in your town where you can ask questions where are you going to get your advice?

What do you think?

Does a G Spot Good!

Alright, so when it comes to toys I like to say I’m not picky. Hell, I can use most anything to get the job done if I need to, but then something like this little gem comes into my life.

My man and I picked up this little neon dildo at the Smitten Kitten (a great little toy store mere blocks from my house). It was a whim. He was buying a double harness and we wanted something to put in it. I must admit, I wasn’t get the “vibe” from this toy. The neon green is great for necklaces, shoes, eye shadow, etc, but for a sex toy? The ridges didn’t look that great, and the curved tip I thought wasn’t quite curved enough, but he LOVED it, so compromise it was.

Since this purchase I have learned NOT to question my man’s picks. It’s a good size (both girth and length), the ridges add a nice effect without causing any sort of discomfort, and the slight curve did wonders (much more than I anticipated).

I have used this toy solo (rigged it up with the double dildo harness and a pillow so I could ride it and get the full effect), and we have also used it together, this is what he had to say “It looks cool, is easy to hold, and fucking my girl with it makes her cum like crazy. It’s a perfect wing-cock when I need a rest.”

I now understand why this toy is such a hot item and highly recommend going into the store and checking for it no matter what the availability says.